No, not Sinead up there. *Me*. I got felt up this morning. By straight girls. And some people think L'Ailee and I are menaces in a gym...
I bumped into one of my "swim girls"--or, the women I meet to go swimming with a few mornings a week--at the pool, and she commented on how hard my ass is. Loudly. As in, "OhmyGawd, your ass is hard as a *rock*! What do you do to get those glutes?"
Other women wanted to know what she was talking about. "Her butt's big, you know, but it's, like, *hard*! I'd kill for glutes like that!"
"I've never seen you jiggle," noted another friend.
A third then bumped into me so deliberately that I knew she was just curious.
So when we were sure that nobody else was around, my swim girls all took turns goosing my ass and agreeing that while my buns are big, they are, in fact, of steel. And one hummed Destiny's Child's "Bootylicious" at me in the locker room this morning.
But before we left, we all agreed not to tell any of the men we know ITRW. They'd get way too many ideas.