Thursday, March 16, 2006

Just when I think I have no material....

My mother saw Tony Stewart on the road yesterday. He was riding in Joe Gibbs' fancy truck, in the suburbs of DC. My mom went into detail about how cute he was, and what a pretty smile he had, and how nice that smile was after she gave him a wave and a thumbs-up, and how his black golf shirt was more flattering than Home Depot orange. "If I were 20 years younger..." she said dreamily.

Proof positive that I got my taste in men from her!!! And just as well that I'm with a woman!

Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn!!!!

Well, I know Tony wouldn't have painted my ceiling by sitting on his best friend's shoulders, and I bet he can't braid my hair, either...


alan said...

If Tony wanted your ceiling painted it would be some guys from the shop doing it while you and he were off somewhere else!



sttropezbutler said...

Would I...Could I...change a paint job for an evening/weekend/lifetime for Tony?



But on second thought?
Maybe! said...

I think if I saw George Clooney on the road or someone I lust after like you with T, I'd have to run into him just because LOL ;)