A waste of makeup

There were two hours' worth of work for me today, but I had to stay for eight hours anyhow.

L'Ailee was working late.

I think I saw a roach. Not a Florida-sized roach, but still. My kitchen's cleaner than that, damn it.

I'm tired of the heat.

I've got a combination Lexapro-and-sinus headache.

That aunt of mine who says we're not spiritual enough to understand her divorce sent me, my brother, and our mom a package. It contains a DVD for people who will be "left behind" when the Rapture takes up people like my aunt--and yes, y'all, she *believes*. It's by Jack Van Impe, this end-times obsessed minister who scared the crap out of me when I was little and has been predicting the end of the world for generations now. We're supposed to play it to understand what's going on and then convert so the Antichrist doesn't get us. L'Ailee suggested sending it back snapped in half. I'm going to treat her like she was already raptured for a while and ignore her. Missing the family Christmas and going surfing instead seems that much more tempting.

The Washington State Supreme Court upheld the state's Defense of Homophobic Bigotry...I mean, *Marriage*!--Act.

Some sick waste of carbon got caught by the police in China for trying to sell a poached panda pelt. From a *cub!* I cried. Literally had to run into the bathroom. Some other sick waste of carbon would have spent 30 K on such a thing!!! I don't want to understand that kind of mind. It's a very scary place, and I don't want to go!

An ex-gay who I once considered a friendly acquaintance when we both lived in Orlando, before he became a leader, was quoted as saying that "“I think their long-term goal is to portray themselves as equals, as people who are the same as heterosexuals, that their lifestyle is just as legitimate as heterosexuality.” I know what he became. It still sucks.

But there are good things, yes there are...

The Wolong Reserve has their first panda cub of the year. It was born to a panda who's escaped from the reserve and come back of her own free will!

The funniest resume ever. From the main character on a detective show called Psych, who had 57 jobs since high school. (Almost beats the record I racked up during my six years of food and retail in Orlando!) Highlights include, but are not limited to, "Conducted unofficial after-hours tour of Graceland for small group. Advised guests on appropriate dark clothing and security evasion techniques, including blending, ducking, and running."

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