Saturday, July 23, 2005

Absolute gotta have!

Y'all think something like this will work? I do express myself better in writing...

Dear L'Ailee,

I will waste no time telling you that you are easily the smartest and most beautiful individual I have ever met in my life, with the cutest ass I've ever seen besides. I simply want to say that if you allow me to have a couple of the following in our pathetic excuse for a backyard, even though I know the two lawnchairs almost completely fill it, I will consider that intriguing but physically challenging idea you had a couple weeks ago extremely doable.



Furthermore, if you also let me have and use the flamingo lights with a minimum of complaining, I will attend the symphony of your choice with you, with a minimum of complaining. In heels and everything.

Love,
Lilo

10 comments:

Karen said...

love the flamingos !
need a few myself for the newest brainstorm I hope to complete this year. My backyard will never be the same---whoo hoo!
talk about fun !
still looking for the right lights--maybe crabs or peacocks or grapes.
hmmm...decisions decisions !
glad your sweetie had a good birthday.
cheers,
Karen

Karen said...

girl you rock !
thanks for the link--I am sure to spend more than I should !

let me know if the letter worked :)hope you get your lovely pink birds ! They are always good for an instant smile with me.

sttropezbutler said...

Pink Flamingos...loved the movie...love 'em in your back yard.

Have fun at the symphony!

STB

Anastasia said...

love the flamingos! I need some for my FRONT yard because I just KNOW it would irritate my jerk of a neighbour! He likes to imagine that this is a fancy street or something...heh heh heh!

Happy belated birthday to your honey! :)

SassyFemme said...

Just discovered your blog yesterday. Have enjoyed reading it. Look forward to coming back. :)

Hootin' said...

Okay, WHERE do you get the flamingos? Cuz don'tcha know I am the white trash QUEEN of my neighborhood!?!?!

Hootin' said...

Thanks! I've long been a fan of Ivory! :) I'll hafta look for that clear calamine.

PS: You're in Brooklyn? My friend Jeremy (to whom I spoke the other night) is stuck in Brooklyn til he can find a job and earn enough money to come home!

I feel so bad for him! He's sharing a 1 BR apt. w/ his friend from back here and sleeping on the floor! :(

Qivan said...

You have a backyard in New York. I dream of a garden!

scribble said...

ok, I'm late to the party but...
yes, I have just gotta have a set of these cuties!
Mine I got for my birthday (sans clothing) are already fading to a light pink in the southern sun.
I would baby these and put them under a tree in the yard.
Jan will just die.
Where's the link ?

Jaded&Opinionated said...

OMG how could she say no to that?! It's the cutest thing ever!!