Saturday, July 23, 2005

Absolute gotta have!

Y'all think something like this will work? I do express myself better in writing...

Dear L'Ailee,

I will waste no time telling you that you are easily the smartest and most beautiful individual I have ever met in my life, with the cutest ass I've ever seen besides. I simply want to say that if you allow me to have a couple of the following in our pathetic excuse for a backyard, even though I know the two lawnchairs almost completely fill it, I will consider that intriguing but physically challenging idea you had a couple weeks ago extremely doable.



Furthermore, if you also let me have and use the flamingo lights with a minimum of complaining, I will attend the symphony of your choice with you, with a minimum of complaining. In heels and everything.

Love,
Lilo

6 comments:

Karen said...

love the flamingos !
need a few myself for the newest brainstorm I hope to complete this year. My backyard will never be the same---whoo hoo!
talk about fun !
still looking for the right lights--maybe crabs or peacocks or grapes.
hmmm...decisions decisions !
glad your sweetie had a good birthday.
cheers,
Karen

Karen said...

girl you rock !
thanks for the link--I am sure to spend more than I should !

let me know if the letter worked :)hope you get your lovely pink birds ! They are always good for an instant smile with me.

sttropezbutler said...

Pink Flamingos...loved the movie...love 'em in your back yard.

Have fun at the symphony!

STB

SassyFemme said...

Just discovered your blog yesterday. Have enjoyed reading it. Look forward to coming back. :)

author said...

ok, I'm late to the party but...
yes, I have just gotta have a set of these cuties!
Mine I got for my birthday (sans clothing) are already fading to a light pink in the southern sun.
I would baby these and put them under a tree in the yard.
Jan will just die.
Where's the link ?

Jaded said...

OMG how could she say no to that?! It's the cutest thing ever!!