Friday, March 24, 2006

But I did *get* married

Some people seem to think I never had a wedding ceremony. I did. It's just that L'Ailee and I had to have it in a state neither of us, to say nothing of our friends and relatives, had never even visited in order to make it semi-legal. It upset us both a bit, that we couldn't have our wedding in any familiar place and have it mean something in the eyes of the law. L'Ailee insisted right from the beginning, though, that she would never have one of those "expensive pretend weddings", a/k/a a commitment ceremony. And I could see her point. We felt triple-ripple brilliant when NYC didn't legalize SSM in their own borders, but did accept SSMs contracted where they are legal.

It could be better. My brother could have his wedding in a Florida park that was special to him. My cousin and L'Ailee's cousin can marry near her college. They don't have to think about this crap, and it feels so unfair.

It could be worse. There are abused child brides in Afghanistan and arranged marriages in India and the Middle East. And we did, after all, get married somewhere. We couldn't always do that.

There is a thread at the Message Board of Love about funniest things that happened at our weddings. The gender makeup of mine was different from most, but the meaning was the same to me, so I shared mine. I'll share them here, too. ("BC" means "Beloved Consort." All boyfriends, girlfriends, husbands, and wives are BCs unless they are PITAs--Pains In The Ass.)

We had sort of a New Year's Eve party that broke out into a wedding for a few minutes. My BC's best friend blew an airhorn, and her uncle jumped a mile! Also, my BC was too emotionally overcome to speak, and after my vows, simply kissed me like we were going off to war. The priest joked, "I take that as a yes!"

The thing we'll never forget, though, is how the nice ladies who ran the bed and breakfast we stayed at and had our ceremony at reacted. They were so very *not* prepared for my passing up their premium coffee for Diet Pepsi in the morning, my taking over the kitchen, L'Ailee having a different hairstyle every time they saw her, my brother and his wife slopping sugar all over each other in the lobby, my brother asking a bazillion technical questions about the audio in their "great room" (he was the DJ), everyone's Southern and Russian accents, and lastly, L'Ailee's best friend showing up in a T-shirt that said "I'm the one you gotta blow to get a drink around here."

12 comments:

sttropezbutler said...

Cracker...you're terrific.

STB

Zoe said...

Excellent post, cute story. This is a topic that makes me so sad and angry all at the same time.
My brother got married last summer and for the year before it's ALL my family talked about. While I was excited for my brother I was in a funk for the whole year.

cats said...

well, i'm sorry if i misinterpreted your last post.

i hope that someday you'll be able to renew your vows in the place that you wanted to be married.

in the meantime... when is your anniversary? we can throw you a blogerversary party (with pandas and nascar of course!)

cats said...

oh and honey... you are absolutely married in my eyes.

Jaded&Opinionated said...

I think the "where" has less to do with any of it than the "legal" part. It SHOULD be legal for you to be married wherever you want to, but since that isn't the case, I'm glad that you found a place where it was. You were with the one you love, together. Anywhere the both of you are is home.

Ruben said...

Despite this country's asbackward, hypocritical laws, real love can't be legislated against.

www.kimmy.cc said...

I love the shirt!

Blogzie said...

Oh sweetie, it's not where you get married, it's who you marry.

We got married at the County Clerks office in Santa Barbara. We didn't have rings or a witness. A lovely woman who was in the passport line offered to be our witness. She cried through the entire ceremony. We just laughed our way through it all.

It was wonderful and cheap!

I bought new furniture with all of the money we saved.

x0x0x

Jon-Marc said...

Ric and I will be having a ceremony in June but I am with you...I want legal status and I want it now.
One day, perhaps, one day.


Hope you are well.

Nancy said...

I hope one day that everybody is allowed to marry the one they want to spend their life with. It seems like a no brainer to me.

dondon009 said...

It all sounds wonderful......

I agree with the group. Although your marriage was not in your home state, it is a legal marriage and for that, we need to be thankful!

Maybe someday soon, the world will wake up and realize just how backwards we are here in America.

It just all blows me away!

I am so happy for you and wish you all the best!

You have my love~

nancy =) said...

well, maybe someday there really will be liberty and justice for all...we can hope, anyway...